Painting & Multi-media
ABSTRACT MINI ART
I've been developing my own abstract style influenced by Kandinsky and Rothko for some time. I use this style to express different messages, from nonviolent communication concepts to human values that matter to me. Sometimes I use marker and colored pencil, sometimes I use watercolor and acrylic. Each piece comes with text explaining the idea behind it.
HUMAN OR PET PORTRAIT
I can make you or someone you love immortal. By immortal, I mean captured with oil paint on a two-dimensional surface. These tend to be styled like van Gogh paintings--heavy strokes.
I started recreating van Goghs and O'Keeffes when I was thirteen. Oil on canvas. They get better every time. Stand by for photos!
These are truly mesmerizing pieces of art that make ideal desk companions. Visit bit.ly/origami-firework to see one in action!
3D CATAN BOARD
If you've ever played the addictive strategy game Settlers of Catan, then you can imagine how fun it is to build settlements across a hand-sculpted, hand-painted landscape. Mini mountains, wheat fields, forests, and more! I make cute holiday "anti-santa" robber pawns, too. Check out bit.ly/3d-catan to see pics!
CUSTOM GAME BOARD/MAP
I make hand-drawn calligraphed maps, too! (Check out my Lord of the Rings map at bit.ly/lotr-map). Have an idea for a game board, D&D map, RISK map, or other interactive art piece? I'm pretty sure I can make it happen.
Words that perform like Jedi mind tricks packaged in a sexy mockup.
Broadcast your inner badass. Perfect for social profiles, websites, and headstones. All you need is your current resume and one hour for an interview.
Give your website a squeaky cleaning. Without all those spelling, grammar, and stylistic errors, people might think you were a professional or something.
Get a complete website up and running in record time--words, wireframes, assets, and all.** Best part? SUPER DUPER affordable. I'm not kidding.
GRAPHIC ASSET GAMEPLAN
Get quality guidance and recommendations for images, icons, and other aesthetic trimmings you'll need to properly compliment your copy.
Freshen up your website or app design or revamp its functionality a la carte.
Inspire exclamations like, "BY GOLLY, SHE'S GOT IT!" with deliciously clear, concise mission and value statements. One interview and voila.
Receive a list of expertly crafted taglines. You choose your favorite.
Send over your blog, article, or ebook to receive an original, funny, and/or eye-catching title that will attract readers like zombies to a gunshot.
BASIC BRAND KIT
Bling out your biz with a logo, tagline, color palette, typeface, document header template, and style guide. Interview and research and BAM.
For the times when you already have all the graphic assets but want to update your look. You choose one of three mockups to fully develop.
Like buyer personas, but better. A TML exclusive, they're the biggest bang for your buck.
INBOUND MARKETING STARTER KIT
A robust, custom database stuffed with enough ideas to launch a campaign for you and your team.
SOCIAL MEDIA COLLOQUY
Not everyone can be a web-savvy Millennial. Get the full run-down on the tools you should use if you want to survive out there.
DEEP CLEAN, DETOXIFYING EDIT
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. Live with no regrets by getting your shiz edited for grammar, clarity, and concision.
POSTCARD, FLYER, AD, OR EBOOK
Stop aging yourself with defunct design. Now you can enjoy fresh, organic, gluten-free, paraben-free, fair-trade graphics.
Humans <3 infographics. Better diversify your content or else the popular girls will shun you.
It's launch time, baby. Time to pop some marketing bubbly.
Writing & Design
Don't know how to say it best? Not sure about your grammar or storytelling chops? Let's turn your word vomit into a glittering baby unicorn.
Impress your audience with jaw-dropping, hi-res visual aids.
You have a great business or idea, but you don't know what the hell you're doing. There are tools, methods, and services that can make the journey easier. Think performance-enhancing drugs without dangerous injections. Schedule an appointment to talk over strategy with a pro who's in the know. See the notes below.
Dread the task of researching, searching, and purchasing a domain name? Don't wanna design a comprehensive database that'll make your life easier in the long run? Can't stomach one more social media profile? Now you don't have to. Go take a nap or binge watch Broad City.
Have a question? Get it answered. If we don't know the answer, we won't charge you.